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Friday, November 13, 2015

on whatsapp crew text-Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.

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Three men, a philosopher, a

mathematician and an idiot, were

out riding in the car when it

crashed into a tree.

Before anyone knows it, the three

men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven,

where St. Peter and the Devil were

standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due

to the fact that Heaven is now

overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people

entering Heaven.

If anyone of you can ask me a

question which I don't know or

cannot answer, then you're worthy

enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."

The philosopher then stepped up,

"OK, give me the most

comprehensive report on Socrates'

Socrates' teachings."

With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.
The philosopher read it and
concluded it was correct.
"Then, go to Hell!"
With another snap of his finger, the
philsopher disappeared. The mathematician then
asked,"Give me the most
complicated formula ever
theorized!"
With a snap of his finger, another
stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it
and reluctantly agreed it was
correct.
"Then, go to Hell!" With another
snap of his finger, the
mathematician disappeared too. The idiot then stepped forward and
said, "Bring me a chair!"
The Devil brought forward a chair.
"Drill 7 holes on the seat."
The Devil did just that.
The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart.
Standing up, he asked, "Which hole
did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and
said,"The third hole from the right."
"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole."
And the idiot went to heaven.




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