On the next all-new episode of Rob & Chyna, E! teases (via its official synopsis) that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna will "plan a kinky date night to help make their relationship stronger."
We're sorry if that information just made you vomit.
But while Rob prepares to get down and dirty with his pregnant fiancee, sister Kim Kardashian will be warning her sibling that he'll soon be getting down and dirty with his daughter as well.
In a very different context.Based on the following teaser for Rob & Chyna, Rob will turn to Kim for parenting advice.
This would have seemed ludicrous just a few years ago, but Kim is the mother to a pair of very cute kids.
Say what you want about the former sex tape actress, but she's clearly a caring parent. We'll gladly stand by her in all fights when it comes to motherhood.
So, just what should Rob be ready for when his first child arrives?
Poop. A lot of poop. Poop that looks like "tar," in fact, Kim warns.
How does Rob react to this parenthood preview?
Yup. That looks pretty much sums it up.